i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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