just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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