Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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