ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
dude. I can hear the air.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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