Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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