just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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