Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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