The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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