i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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