Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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