yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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