If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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