Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I just want to make out with him forever
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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