What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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