Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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