is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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