i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There was a lot of him and a little penis
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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