Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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