some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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