don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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