I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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