This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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