I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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