new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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