Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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