More tranny stories later!
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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