Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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