so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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