I think scott just propositioned me for sex
This girl is more easily done than said...
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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