Porn is love you can see.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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