i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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