Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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