Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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