i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
No stitches, just platelets and will power
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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