Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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