the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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