her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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