Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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