Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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