He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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