I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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