Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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