He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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