Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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