you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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