Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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