I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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