Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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