you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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