You made me cry and you don't even care
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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