Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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