K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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