Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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